Scott's Gallery of Freaks
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This is Corn. Her head has fake hair.
This is my Mom & Dad. They enjoy sitting next to each other.
This is Jack. He is a wandering minstrel.
This is Steve Hiller. He is comforted by his birthday chair.
This is Tim Wendler. He is starting a forest.
This is Ron Zimmerman. He has bewildered the sea creatures.
This is Ron. He is standing erect.
This is Ron when he was 10. He had a handful. Didn't he?
This is Mark Rhodes. He is singing about spacemen.
This is Richard Punches and his brother.
This is Richard. He likes to dress up fancy on weekends.
This is Mark Beamer. He is mocking his raw horse meat.
This is Christina. Her martini has fallen.
This is Dad. He is blessing his mother-in-law.
This is Gerald Martin. He is about to play with a frisbee.
This is Jeff Sauer. You can see through him.
This is Laurence. He is eating some lemon.
This is Lesley. She is under a hat.
These are the Downers. They are about to waltz.
This is Tim Downer. An evil witchdoctor has placed him under a spell.
This is Tim Downer. He is waiting for his Happy Star.
This is Pete Mills. You can see through him too.
This is Schlopps. His yibbles have been flornched in a meldemahord.
This is Scott. I am dreaming about chasing bunnies.
This is Scott. I am preparing to vote.
This is Scott. This is proof I went to my high school reunion.
This is Scott. I am the best man at the wedding.
This is Wally. He will attend a doll burning in Tokyo.
This is Yarri. His name rhymes with 'scary' (for a reason).
This is Tracy. This is also Jocelyn (sort of).
This is Monica. She once plastered these walls with projectile vomiting.
This is Eric Chen. He cuts people open with a knife.
This is Lori. She enjoys her work a lot.